Lee Nelson… LIVE!

Wednesday 14 March 2012 8.00pm

hello u blurb readin legend!
its Lee Nelson here from off ur tellybox and me n my best mate n fat legend Omelette r coming to a crap town near u! Qwaliteeeeeee!
coz the tour was well propa popular im doin a load of xtra dates in 2012!
so dont b a mug - stop readin this rubbish n get urself a ticket! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

special note 2 birds
if u ask nicely i’ll sign any part of ur body afta the show!

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